The Perks of Being a Football Fan
I am a supporter of Liverpool Football Club.
As you might be aware, this has made the past few days a much more unpleasant experience than they might otherwise have been.
I am a supporter of Liverpool Football Club.
As you might be aware, this has made the past few days a much more unpleasant experience than they might otherwise have been.
I recently rediscovered my love for the story of Jonah.
You probably all know it. You may well have dismissed it as a kid’s story where a guy runs away from God and gets swallowed by a fish. One of our Lord’s most bizarre disciplinary decisions, I think you will agree. Sending a fish to swallow an errant prophet, and consequently to vomit him out when he had had some time to think about what he had done. Like some sort of spiritual naughty step. But with more fish guts.
I count myself among the world’s foremost procrastinators.
But then, don’t we all? The claim to possess world-beating procrastinatorial prowess seems to be a fairly commonplace assertion. And the merest glance through my Twitter or Facebook news feeds confirms the extent to which this procrastination epidemic afflicts the general population. Well, afflicts my friends anyway. I’m sure your friends are all super organised, focused, disciplined and single-minded. And that your parties are just a blast.
This year I have a single New Year’s Resolution.
I am going to start closing cupboards after I use them.