As you may be aware, I have somewhat of a penchant for the pointless. If something has no need to exist, either I will want to make it exist or I will applaud it for already existing.

And what could be more pointless than a review of Avengers: Endgame?

Here’s the deal. No-one is waiting to hear the reviews of the MCU’s latest instalment before deciding whether to watch it. By this point either you’re fully invested, or you’re not interested. You’ve already made your decision.

So, why do these things exist? Well, I certainly don’t know. You’re the one who clicked on the link. And you shall be rewarded. Here it is, my full spoiler-free review of Avengers: Endgame:

Full disclosure. I already did this joke on Twitter but no-one noticed, so I put it here to get some much-needed attention. Please love me.